Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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