I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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