They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
