He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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