PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
