Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
