woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
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she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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