EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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