I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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