You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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