I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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