just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
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My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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