just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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