Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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