just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
you had me at cake vodka
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.