and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?