used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?