So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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