i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
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Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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