Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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