the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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