Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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