Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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