Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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