I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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