he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
is it fun? or sober?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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