Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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