I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
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Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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