your room smells of hookers.
And success
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
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