Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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