Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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