Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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