I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
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Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You need Xanax blowdarts
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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