He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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