Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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