quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
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btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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I keeping finding meatballs in random places
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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