gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
You did what with his pubic hair?
And then he peed in my hair
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