I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
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