Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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