He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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