are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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