Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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