So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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