she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
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it was like a zeppelin in a condom
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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