A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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