I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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