she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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