I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
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You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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