And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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