thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
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Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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