You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Randomize
