sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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