Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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